So I was at the park the other day, when I saw/heard the following exchange:

A teenage mother, supporting herself against a fountain because she was just that bored, texting away. Her little boy plays with a little girl that's nearby on the lawn.

The little girl is accompanied by two females, both sitting on a park bench (the little girl does not resemble the women, which makes me think she must be adopted...or something...)

The kids develop a game of sorts. The little girl pretends to faint, collapse, and the little boy skips over and pretends to punch her. They follow this routine several times. The little girl says loudly, "You're acting like a daddy!"

The teenage mother, still texting, shouts, "He's not a daddy -- he didn't screw you!"

The End.

This story, is, I'm afraid to say...very true.